COCKS

pong ’n boom

March 23, 2019

Info

Who Are We?

    pong

    IRC Researcher

    Mathboi

    bloom

    IRC Researcher

    Female Chad

Introduction

Background

cocks

  • Disturbed
  • Mentally unstable
  • IRC Fag
  • aka artificialwhore

Faggotry

Conjecture

Possible causes:

  • Faggy lifestyle?
  • Incel lyfe
  • Easily manipulated
  • Emotionally unstable

Conjecture

cocks is known to lead a faggy lifestyle full of shitposting and ‘rugby’

Causes - Lifestyle

  • Sedentary - frequent masturbation
  • Shitposting - spends all day on Rizon
  • Stalking - fawns over noise on hangouts

Causes - Loneliness

Fact: Single for 5 years

  • Chronic internal loneliness
  • Loneliness = Shitposting
  • Shitposting = Faggotry

Causes - Karin

Ex-gf - sloot/thot

  • Psycho, insane, slooty
  • Mentally unstable
  • Lead to cocks loneliness

Causes - Karin

Therom: Proximity to unstable sloot = faggotry

Pre-Karin, 65,59,20,10,15,5 Post-Karin, 0,20,40,30,86,99

How to Fix?

Build a Wall

“We’re going to build a wall and Cocks is going to pay for it.”
#homescreen

Build a Wall

  • What works for Trump, works for Cocks
  • Walls keep faggots out
  • Cocks is a faggot
    • Thus, will keep cocks out

Build a Wall - Problems

  • Merely hides faggotry
  • Does not resolve faggotry
  • More targeted approach?

Targeted Fixes

  • Address lifestyle?
    • Too hard
  • Get cocks a gf?
    • Impossible
  • Undo Karin damage?
    • lol

Conclusion?

Conclusion

cocks is a massive faggot